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Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (in) 30" 32" 34" 36" 38" 40"
Waist (cm) 76 81 86 91 96 101
Chest (cm) 90 95 100 105 110 115
Trunks 4.5"
Long Leg 9"


Size 6 8 10 12 14 16
Waist (cm) 63 68 73 78 83 88
Hip (cm) 88 93 98 103 108 113
Bust (cm) 77 82 87 92 97 102

How to measure waist Simply run a tape measure around the narrowest part of your waist. Place one finger between your body and the tape measure to ensure a bloody comfy fit. How to measure hip Run a tape measure around your hip, 20cm below the waist. Place one finger between your body and the tape measure to ensure a comfy fit. How to measure bust Run a tape measure around the fullest part of your bust, without a bra.Keep the tape level and slightly relaxed.

Inbetween sizes If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest going up a size and if you’d like a tighter fit, go down a size. The most obvious place you’ll notice the difference is in the waistband. Size variation All of our undies are hand-made at our factory by real human people, not robots, so there can be a small variance from pair to pair. We have to allow for a small difference between pairs since the undies are hand-sewn, but never enough that it’s uncomfortable!

Which size crop is right for me? Keep in mind this is a sports crop and not a sports bra. It provides a mid-support perfect for low impact activities or lounging around watching Netflix. For greater support we suggest going down a size or adding padding which is available to purchase separately in our online store. What if I order the wrong size? Have a look at our Return Policy. With the Underwear Club, if you want to change your size for the next month simply email us and we can help!