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Underwear so advanced you’ll turn pro.

The highest quality and most comfortable underwear. Welcome to KNOBBY V5.0.

bacteria & odour CONTROL. No wuckin furries.

Bugger me dead, the integrated Sanitized® hygiene function permanently protects against bacteria and odour. The high-tech wizz-bang protective finish also prevents staining and won’t effect the super soft feel! Sanitized in detail.

GOOD FOR when I’M sweating up a tropical storm?

‘Ken oath mate. Lined with COOLMAX®, a performance fabric that includes an effective fibre-based moisture management system. It moves perspiration and moisture away from you, allowing you to feel cooler and more comfy.


Our new innovative quad stretch mesh fabric is a perfect blend of Poly and Spandex. The perforated system now breathes even more to keep you cool and fresh. Ultra light, soft to touch and super comfy.


The new super microfiber waistband is the highest quality you’ll find. The 4cm band follows the contours of your body and features moisture wicking properties to create an ultra-flexible, incredibly soft and natural feeling band.


Mighty and desirable, it’s stronger than an acre of garlic! It has a seamless look and flat feel to minimise rubbing and just make you a happier chap.


With input from professional athletes to amateur beer drinkers, the compression style fit is built for high performance and helps to reduce riding up, while still providing support for your best mate.