Well, good to see someone likes to listen...
P.S. Thanks for ruining the website for everyone too!
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MEN
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (in) 30" 32" 34" 36" 38" 40"
Waist (cm) 76 81 86 91 96 101
Chest (cm) 90 95 100 105 110 115
Inseam
Boxer Brief 4.5"
Long Leg 9"
WOMEN
Size 6 8 10 12 14 16
XS S M L XL 2XL
Waist (cm) 63 68 73 78 83 88
Hip (cm) 88 93 98 103 108 113
Bust (cm) 77 82 87 92 97 102